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Now then... What's happening? Out or nowt? Probably nowt eh?
So I get to Korea... South Korea to be precise... Seoul in fact to be exact.
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I do fucking LOVE that place and here are a few reasons why:
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I'm met by quite a few fans at the airport after a deeply unrelaxing 13 hour flight...
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Has anyone seen that film BIRDMAN by the way? If you haven't then don't... You're not missing much.
±Ùµ¥ ¹öµå¸Ç º» »ç¶÷ ÀÖ¾î? ¾ÈºÃÀ¸¸é º¸Áö¸¶... º° °Å ¾ø¾î.
I'm given a present in a large bag which had drawn on the front: FUCKing AMAZing PRESent...
¼±¹°ÀÌ µç Å« °¡¹æÀ» ¹Þ¾Ò´Âµ¥ ¾Õ¿¡ ÀÌ·¸°Ô ¾²¿© ÀÖ¾ú¾î : FUCKing AMAZing PRESent...
It was a painting of our Liam... AMAZing indeed!!
¿ì¸® ¸®¾Ï ±×¸²À̾ú¾î... ÁøÂ¥ ¾î¸ÞÀÌ¡ÇØ!!
Managed to make it to the hotel just before a quite spectacular electrical thunderstorm.
¾öû³ õµÕ¹ø°³°¡ Ä¡±â ¹Ù·Î Á÷Àü¿¡ È£ÅÚ¿¡ µµÂøÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ¾ú¾î.
I had a sensational view from the 32nd floor... Good gear!
32Ãþ¿¡¼ ¼´Â ºä¸¦ Áñ°åÁö... Good gear!
The last time I was out there it was my birthday and the kids really did push the boat out.
Áö³¹ø¿¡ °¬À» ¶§ ³» »ýÀÏÀ̾ú´Âµ¥ ¾ÖµéÀÌ ÁøÂ¥·Î Àß Ã¬°ÜÁá¾ú¾î.
This time they outdid themselves...
À̹ø¿£ ´õ ÀßÇØÁá¾î...
It would seem everyday is my birthday in Seoul!!
¼¿ï¿¡¼± ¸ÅÀϸÅÀÏÀÌ ³» »ýÀÏÀΰŠ°°¾Æ!!
The gigs were just unbelievable, not for anything I did I might add, simply because those fans are truly incredible...very special...seemingly mostly teenage girls (which is nice).
°ø¿¬Àº ±×³É ¹ÏÀ»¼ö°¡ ¾ø¾úÁö, ³»°¡ ¹» ÇÑ°Ô ¾Æ´Ï°í, ±×³É ÆÒµéÀÌ Á¤¸»·Î ´ë´ÜÇϴϱî... ¾ÆÁÖ Æ¯º°ÇØ... ´ëºÎºÐ ½Ê´ë ¼Ò³àµé °°¾Æ º¸À̴µ¥ (ÁÁÀº ÀÏÀÌÁö).
Not quite sure what I've done to deserve that at such a late state in the game but...nice one!
Áö±Ý ½ÃÁ¡¿¡¼ ³»°¡ ¹º ÀÏÀ» Çؼ ÀÌ·± ´ëÁ¢À» ¹Þ´ÂÁö Àß ¸ð¸£°ÚÁö¸¸... ÁÁ¾Æ!
The screams are fucking loud. You have to hear it to believe it.
ȯȣ¼Ò¸®´Â Á¸³ª ÄǾî. µé¾î ºÁ¾ß ¹ÏÀ» °Å¾ß.
The synchronised hand waving is psychedelic, the singing is breathtaking and on top of all that they la,la,la all the guitar solos and brass parts.
µ¿½Ã¿¡ ¼ÕÀ» Èçµå´Â µ¿ÀÛÀº ½ÎÀÌÅ°µ¨¸¯Çß°í, ³ë·¡¸¦ ºÎ¸£´Â °Íµµ ¼û¸·Èú Á¤µµ¿´°í
ÃÖ°í´Â ¸ðµç ±âŸ ¼Ö·Î¿Í ºê¶ó½º ÆÄÆ®¸¦ ¶ó¶ó¶ó ÇÏ¸é¼ ºÎ¸£´Â °Å¾ß.
Not to mention the entire crowd singing Live Forever word for word, note perfect, in the gap before the encore!!!!
¾ÞÄÝ ºê·¹ÀÌÅ©¶§ ¸ðµç °ü°´µéÀÌ Live Forever¸¦ °¡»ç ÇϳªÇϳª, À½Á¤ Á¤È®È÷ ºÒ·¶´ø °Ç ¸»ÇÒ ÇÊ¿äµµ ¾ø°ÚÁö!!!!
I wish you could experience it, it really is summat else.
³ÊÈñµéÀÌ ±×°É °æÇèÇØ º¼ ¼ö ÀÖÀ¸¸é ÁÁ°Ú¾î, ÁøÂ¥ Ưº°ÇØ.
So sadly we leave on Easter Sunday.
Á¤¸» ½½ÇÁ°Ôµµ ¿ì¸®´Â ºÎÈ°Àý ÀÏ¿äÀÏ¿¡ ¶°³µ¾î.
We head for Japan.
ÀϺ»À¸·Î °¬Áö.
The flight on Korean Airlines takes about an hour and a half. Very uneventful. The perfect flight.
´ëÇÑÇ×°øÀ» ÅÀ´Âµ¥ 1½Ã°£ ¹Ý °É·È¾î. Á¤¸» º° ÀÏ ¾ø¾ú°í. ¿Ïº®ÇÑ ºñÇàÀ̾úÁö.
We get to immigration to be greeted by huge signs saying: SPECIAL INSPECTIONS TO PREVENT TERRORISM...
ÀÔ±¹½É»çÇϴµ¥¼ °Å´ëÇÑ »çÀΰú ¸¶ÁÖÇß¾î : Å×·¯ ¹æÁö¸¦ À§ÇÑ Æ¯º° °Ë»ç...
It takes us two hours stood in the same queue inching slowly towards a counter that is literally 20 feet away...
ÁøÂ¥ ¸» ±×´ë·Î 20ÇÇÆ®¹Û¿¡ ¾È ¶³¾îÁø Ä«¿îÅ͸¦ ÇâÇØ ÃµÃµÈ÷ ´Ù°¡°¡¸ç
¶È°°Àº ÁÙ¿¡¼ 2½Ã°£À» ¼ ÀÖ¾ú¾î.
The flight was an hour and a half! It was brutal.
ºñÇàÀÌ 1½Ã°£ ¹ÝÀ̾ú´Âµ¥ ¸»À̾ß! ²ûÂïÇßÁö.
There was some old Hitler-esque woman randomly shouting "mister you no push in!!!".
¹º°¡ Á» È÷Ʋ·¯°°Àº ³ªÀÌµç ¿©ÀÚ°¡ ¶á±Ý¾øÀÌ °è¼Ó "³¢¾îµéÁö ¸¶¿ä!!!" ¶ó°í ¿ÜÃƾî.
At no-one in particular I might add...
Ưº°È÷ ´©±º°¡¸¦ ÇâÇØ ¸»Çϴ°Š°°Áø ¾Ê´õ±º...
Just as I get within one person of actually getting through to the other side a Korean Air Stewardess appears out of nowhere holding what looks like a black clipboard, walks up to me and shows it to me without saying a word.
µü ÇѸíÀÌ ¾Õ¿¡ ³²¾ÒÀ» ¶§
´ëÇÑÇ×°ø ½ºÆ©¾îµð½º°¡ °©Àڱ⠾îµð¼±°¡ ³ªÅ¸³µ¾î.
±î¸¸ Ŭ¸³º¸µå°°Àº °É µé°í ³ªÇÑÅ× ¿Í¼ ¸»¾øÀÌ º¸¿©ÁÖ´õ¶ó°í.
I'm not sure what the fuck is going on at this point.
´ëü ¹º ÀÏÀÎÁö ±×¶© ¸ô¶ú¾î.
On 'the clipboard' is a post it note with some random numbers written on it...K175-2c???
±× 'Ŭ¸³º¸µå'¿¡´Â Æ÷½ºÆ®ÀÕ ³ëÆ®°¡ ºÙ¾îÀÖ¾ú´Âµ¥ ¹«½¼ K175-2c??? °°Àº ¼ýÀÚµéÀÌ ¾²¿© ÀÖ¾ú¾î.
She's looking at me... I'm looking at her... There is a long silence.........??..........??...........??..........??
±×³à°¡ ³ª¸¦ º¸°í... ³ª´Â ±×³à¸¦ º¸°í... ±ä ħ¹¬ÀÌ °¨µ¹¾ÒÁö.........??..........??...........??..........??
"Sir is this your flight number and seat number?"
"¼±»ý´Ô, ÀÌ°Ô ¼±»ý´ÔÀÇ ºñÇà±â¹øÈ£¿Í Á¼® ¹øÈ£°¡ ¸Â³ª¿ä?"
"Erm..dunno...KEV!!!???"(Kev is my security guard and yes it was my flight number and seat number)
"À½...¸ð¸£°Ú¾î¿ä...Äɺê!!!???"(Äɺê´Â ³» º¸µð°¡µå°í, ±×·¡, ±×°Ç ³» ºñÇà±â¹øÈ£¶û Á¼®¹øÈ£¿´¾î)
"You left this on the seat next to you."
"ÀÌ°É ¿·ÀÚ¸®¿¡ µÎ°í ³»¸®¼Ì¾î¿ä."
It was my fucking iPad which I hadn't even realised I'd lost and this lady had gone out of her way and somehow managed, after 2 hours I might add, to find me in amongst a mob of angry tourists.
±×°Ç ³» ¸ÁÇÒ ¾ÆÀÌÆе忴°í, ³ ±×°É ÀÒ¾î¹ö¸° ÁÙµµ ¸ð¸£°í ÀÖ¾ú¾î. ±Ùµ¥ ÀÌ ¿©ÀÎÀÌ ³ª¿Í¼, µÎ½Ã°£À̳ª Áö³µ´Âµ¥, ÀÌ È³ °ü±¤°´µé ¹«¸® »çÀÌ¿¡¼ ¾î¶»°Ô Çß´ÂÁö ³ª¸¦ ã¾Æ³½ °Å¾ß.
Do we think that would have happened at Heathrow or anywhere else in the western world? Oh I think fucking not!!
ÀÌ°Ô È÷µå·Î°øÇ×À̳ª, ¾Æ´Ô ¼¾çÀÇ ´Ù¸¥ °÷À̾ú´Ù¸é ÀϾÀ» ÀÏÀ̶ó°í »ý°¢ÇØ?
¿À ¾¾x ³ ±×·¸°Ô »ý°¢ ¾ÈÇØ!!
People of South Korea.
Çѱ¹ÀεéÀÌ¿©.
You are amazing.
´ç½ÅµéÀº ´ë´ÜÇØ.
Your presents are fucking amazing if a little weird.
³Ê³× ¼±¹°µéÀº Á¸³ª ´ë´ÜÇØ, Á¶±Ý ÀÌ»óÇÒÁö ¸ô¶óµµ.
Your enthusiasm for a tune is unbelievable.
³ÊÈñÀÇ ³ë·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ ¿Á¤Àº ¹ÏÀ» ¼ö ¾øÀ» Á¤µµ¾ß.
Your synchronised hand waving should be made into an Olympic sport.
µ¿ÀÛ ¸ÂÃç ¼Õ Èçµé±â´Â ¿Ã¸²ÇÈ Á¾¸ñÀÌ µÇ¾î¾ß ÇØ.
Your air hostesses are angelic in the extreme and your devotion to barbecued meat stuffs is exceptional… (Do NOT tell Morrissey I said that!).
³ÊÈñ ³ª¶óÀÇ ½Â¹«¿øµéÀº ÃÖ°í·Î õ»ç°°°í ³ÊÈñÀÇ ¹Ùº£Å¥°í±â¿¡ ´ëÇÑ Çå½ÅÀº Á¤¸» ÈǸ¢ÇØ... (ÀÌ°Å ¸ð¸®¾¾ÇÑÅ× ¸»ÇÏÁö ¸¶!)
I love you very much.
¾ÆÁÖ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇØ.
You currently find me in the great city of Osaka...pissing down.
Keep it livid yeah?
ONWARDS.
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